If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right,

Computers Can Solve All Kinds Of Problems Except The Unemployment Problem They Create.

There Are Some Men Who In A Fifty-fifty Proposition Insist On Getting The Hyphen Too.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.