... If We Have A Dollar To

... If A Person Is To Be Unconventional, He Must Be Amusing Or He Is Intolerable: For, In The Nature Of The Case, He Guarantees You Nothing But Amusement. He Does Not Guarantee You Any Of The Little Amenities By Which Society Has Assured Itself That, If It Must Go To Sleep, It Will At Least Sleep In A Comfortable Chair.

There Are Only Three Things Worthwhile -- Fighting, Drinking, And Making Love.

I Nearly Always Find, When I Ask A Vegetarian If He Is A Socialist, Or A Socialist If He Is A Vegetarian, That The Answer Is In The Affirmative.

There Is No Morality By Instinct. There Is No Social Salvation In The End Without Taking Thought; Without Mastery Of Logic And Application Of Logic To Human Experience.

Frenchwomen Could Not Dress Like Englishwomen Without Conviction Of Sin.