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The Fine Line That You Do When You Do Political Comedy Is, As Long As You Have That Laugh, You're Fine.

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.

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My Problem Has Always Been With Authority, And I'm Sure If Anybody Understands That, It's People In Uniform.

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