If We Weren't All Crazy, We'd Just

I Always Said That I Wouldn't Use A Teleprompter, And If I Start To Sing Real Flat, I'll Hang It Up.

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

I Know A Girl Made Of Memories And Phrases, Lives Her Whole Life In Chapters And Phases.

I'm Living On Things That Excite Me, Be They Pastry, Or Lobster, Or Love...

The Wino And I Know The Pain Of Back Bustin'.