If Whisky Or Salt Won't Cure It,

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Suffer Culture Shock Without Leaving Home.

If Whisky Or Salt Won't Cure It, Then To Hell With It. I Worry About Important Things.

Wit Goes For The Jugular, Not The Jocular, And It's The Opposite Of Football; Instead Of Building Character, It Tears It Down.

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

There Are So Many Different Kinds Of People In America, With So Many Different Boiling Points, That We Don't Know How To Fight With Each Other. The Set Piece That Shapes And Contains Quarrels In Homogeneous Countries Does Not Exist Here. The Frenchman Is An Expert On The Precise Gradations Of Espèce De And The Italian Knows Exactly When To Introduce The Subject Of His Other's Grave, But No American Can Be Sure How Or When Another Will React, So We Zap Each Other With Friendliness To Neutralize Potentially Dangerous Situations.