If You Are Going To Get Anywhere

And Don’t Worry About The Bits You Can’t Understand. Sit Back And Allow The Words To Wash Around You, Like Music.

I Want An Oompa-loompa!' Screamed Veruca.

We All Have Our Moments Of Brilliance And Glory, And This Was Mine.

The Life Of A Writer Is Absolute Hell Compared To The Life Of A Businessman.

You Ignorant Little Slug!" The Trunchbull Bellowed. "you Witless Weed! You Empty-headed Hamster! You Stupid Glob Of Glue!