If You Are Not In Fashion, You

It Is An Undoubted Truth, That The Less One Has To Do, The Less Time One Finds To Do It In. One Yawns, One Procrastinates, One Can Do It When One Will, And Therefore One Seldom Does It At All.

In My Mind, There Is Nothing So Illiberal, And So Ill-bred, As Audible Laughter.

Women's Beauty, Like Men's Wit, Is Generally Fatal To The Owners.

Whatever Is Worth Doing At All Is Worth Doing Well.

A Wise Man Will Live As Much Within His Wit As His Income.... Bear This Truth Always In Your Mind, That You May Be Admired For Your Wit, If You Have Any; But That Nothing But Good Sense And Good Qualities Can Make You Be Loved.