If You Are Trying To Impress A

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

Like A Lot Of People, I’ve Always Enjoyed Commenting On Strangers’ Outfits. Unlike A Lot Of People, I Now Had A New Megaphone To Do It With. And, Let Me Tell You, Commenting On People’s Hilarious Clothing Choices Through A Megaphone Makes It So Much Better.