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If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

Siamese Twins Are Interesting Because They Are The Only People Who Can Write A Biography And An Autobiography At The Same Time.

Have A Great Day. Note: Does Not Apply To My Enemies.