If You Are Using An Adverb, You

How Wrong People Always Were When They Said: 'it's Better To Know The Worst Than Go On Not Knowing Either Way.' No; They Had It Exactly The Wrong Way Round. Tell Me The Truth, Doctor, I'd Sooner Know. But Only If The Truth Is What I Want To Hear.

Hangover Cure: Rigorous Sex, Hydration, Hot Bath, Then "go Up For Half An Hour In An Open Aeroplane. (needless To Say, With A Non-hungover Person At The Controls)."

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For.

The Rewards For Being Sane May Not Be Very Many, But Knowing What's Funny Is One Of Them.

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.