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You Can Make Fun With Saddam Hussein Jokes ... But You Can't Make Fun Of, Say, The Concentration Camps. I Think My Target Was Not So Much Evil, But Benign Stupidity People Doing Stupid Things Without Realising Or, Instead, Thinking They Were Doing Good.

I Wish People Who Have Trouble Communicating Would Just Shut Up.

You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else, As We Dance To The Masochism Tango.

The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious Is That They Were Written By The People.