If You Can Afford...a Computer, You Can

Honestly, I Never Really Put The Mic Down.

What Are Friends? Friends Are People You Think Are Your Friends But They Really Your Enemies, With Secret Identities.

Slim Shady Is Just The Evil Thoughts That Come Into My Head. Things I Shouldn't Be Thinking About. Not To Be Gimmicky, But People Should Be Able To Determine When I'm Serious And When I'm F... Around. That's Why A Lot Of My Songs Are Funny. I Got A Warped Sense Of Humor I Guess.

I Get Imaginative With A Mouth Full Of Adjectives, A Brain Full Of Adverbs, And A Box Full Of Laxatives, Shittin' On Rappers, Causin' Hospital Accidents.

I Ain't Looking Back Only Forward.