If You Can Build A Business Up

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Papers, And That's An Alibi For My Ignorance.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.

So Here We Are In A Country With More Wheat And Corn And More Money In The Bank, More Cotton, More Everything In The World-there's Not A Product That You Can Name That We Haven't Got More Of Than Any Other Country Ever Had On The Face Of The Earth-and Yet We've Got People Starving. We'll Hold The Distinction Of Being The Only Nation In The History Of The World That Ever Went To The Poor House In An Automobile.

The Man With The Best Job In The Country Is The Vice-president. All He Has To Do Is Get Up Every Morning And Say, 'how Is The President?'