If You Can Mix Hilary Duff And

Well, You Don't Make Any Demands To Steven Spielberg.

Sometimes I Feel I'm Living A Meaningless Life, And I Get Frightened.

People Were Going To Geometry Class And I Was Swimming Through Vats Of Chili On 'even Stevens.' It Was Like A Dream!

I Was Doing Stand Up Comedy When I Was 11, That's How I Got Started; Not Because I Wanted To Do Comedy, But Because We Were Broke, Living In Echo Park In Downtown Los Angeles, From 1986, I Saw The Rodney King Riots; My Parents Didn't Really Work. But I Wanted A New Backpack, That's How I Got Into This Business - I Wanted A New Backpack.

I Feel Like I'm Really Honest In My Interviews, To A Fault. I've Lost Friends Over It. Major Friends. And I'm Heartbroken About That.