If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

I Sometimes Feel That More Lousy Dishes Are Presented Under The Banner Of Pate Than Any Other.

I'll Pour You The First One And After That, If You Don't Have One, It's Your Own F****** Fault. You Know Where It Is.

I Am Always Incorrigibly Interested In The Behaviour Of The 'human Animal', And Look Forward To Perusing Divers Effusions Of Your Lively Pen.

Women Are Really Much Nicer Than Men: No Wonder We Like Them.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For.