If You Can't Be Kind, At Least

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?

Having Fun Is A Very Particular Skill. And Not Everyone Has That Skill.

I've Been Car Crazy My Whole Life, Since I Was Nine Years Old. It's Just Something I'm Very Aware Of.

Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.

There Is No More Embarrassing Thing In My Life Than The Fact That I Have Actually Uttered The Phrase, 'i Would Like To Order The Ginsu Knife.'