If You Can't Draw A Crowd, Draw

What Stupid F - King Idiot Gets Married A Second Time If The First Time Didn't Work Out?

I Divorce Myself From Listeners Who Aren't Tolerant Of Humor. I Did Notice Universally That, Especially When It Comes To Weight, People Look In The Mirror And Get The Angle Just Right, Tell Themselves It's All Right, And Then They Go Out.

If I'm In A Relationship And My Girlfriend Is Sleeping With Other People, I Don't Need To Know Who It Is; I Just Want To Know How She Feels About It.

Being Capable Of Anything Is A Bullshit Concept, Unless It Means You Also Admit That You're Capable Of Cheating, Lying And Killing.

I Do Have That Mindset - That Most Good Art Comes From Some Turmoil, From Someone Trying To Come To Some Equilibrium, Or Come Up And Get A Breath.