If You Can't Imitate Him, Don't Copy

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.

In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory And Practice. In Practice There Is.

Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I Don’t Think I Could Eat Eight.

I Knew I Was Going To Take The Wrong Train, So I Left Early.

Yeah? For What Paper?