If You Can't Raise Consciousness, At Least

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

In Sports, As In Love, One Can Never Pretend.

I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes: There're Fewer Of Them But They Have More Fun.

People Who Care For You Inevitably Become Beautiful.

Possession Of A Secret Is No Guarantee Of Its Truth.