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In Tv Today, You Can Say I Pricked My Finger, But You Can't Say It The Other Way Around.

Would A Fly Without Wings Be Called A Walk?

I Think It's The Duty Of The Comedian To Find Out Where The Line Is Drawn And Cross It Deliberately.

The Other Night I Ate At A Real Nice Family Restaurant. Every Table Had An Argument Going.

The Us Army Has Announced That Although It Is True They Performed Mind-destroying Drug Tests On Hundreds Of Soldiers In The 1960s, None Of The Victims Have Been Promoted Beyond The Rank Of Lieutenant Colonel.