If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.