If You Can't Trust Your Coke Dealer,

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.

It's Hard On An All-gay Softball Team Because No One Knows If They Want To Be A Pitcher Or A Catcher.

Don't Take 'no' For An Answer. Keep Knocking Down Walls Until Someone Says 'yes.'

The Last Time A Straight Man Worked In The Fashion Industry, We Got A Fanny Pack.

I Don't Mean To Be A Racist But If You're Going To Get Raped By A Japanese Guy, It's Not Going To Hurt At All.