If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know

Talking About Your Troubles Is No Good. Eighty Percent Of Your Friends Don't Care And The Rest Are Glad.

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.

Everybody Wants To Win, But Everybody Doesn't Win.

About The Only Problem With Success Is That It Does Not Teach You How To Deal With Failure.

You Can Have The Best Team In Baseball, And If Nobody Goes Through The Turnstiles, You've Got To Shut The Doors Down.