If You Don't Believe In God, Then

I've Had My Share Of Problems Along The Way. Don't Get Me Wrong, Because There Is No School For This. You Go From A Poor Person To A Rich Person. My Parents Didn't Have No Money; Didn't Tell Me Nothing About Investments.

Your Reality Is Yours. Stop Wasting Time Looking At Someone Else's Reality While Doing Nothing About Yours.

You Can Take Lessons To Become Almost Anything: Flying Lessons, Piano Lessons, Skydiving Lessons, Acting Lessons, Race Car Driving Lessons, Singing Lessons. But There's No Class For Comedy. You Have To Be Born With It. God Has To Give You This Gift.

I Never Saw Myself Not Being A Stand-up. That Was My Plan.

I Don't Think It's Cool For People To Say, 'you Shouldn't Reference God Because I Don't Believe That, And I Don't Want To Hear It.' Well, There's A Lot Of Stuff I Don't Believe That I Still Gotta Hear.