If You Don't Know What Sex Is

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

If I Go Out With A Jacket And A Pair Of Trousers That My Wife Doesn't Like, You Can Bet Your Ass It Ain't In My Wardrobe The Following Day. I Say That It Gets Lost In The Sky.

Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most.

Nobody Ever Told Me, I Found Out For Myself, You Got To Believe In Foolish Miracles.

I Advise That Pregnant Women Do Not Come To My Concerts.