If You Don't Know What Sex Is

My Father Always Said I Would Do Something Big One Day.'i've Got A Feeling About You, John Osbourne,' He'd Tell Me, After He'd Had A Few Beers.'you're Either Going To Do Something Very Special, Or You're Going To Go To Prison.' And He Was Right, My Old Man. I Was In Prison Before My Eighteenth Birthday.

I Believe In What I Do. I Mean, I Don't Go Out - I Don't Have The Clothes Or Drink Anymore, I Don't Do Drugs Or Any Of That. I Used To. But I Got Very Ready To Get Me Out Of The House.

Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Dove. Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Bat. It's A Stupid Thing To Do, But I Did It.

I Retired Once But You've Got To Have Something To Retire To And I Don't Want To Do Anything. My Job Is Like A Well Paid Hobby, I Mean Not A Hobby But I'm Not Lining Up Every Morning At The Bus Queue To Go To Work. I'm Very Lucky.

When I Was A Practicing Alcoholic, I Was Unbelievable. One Side Effect Was Immense Suspicion: I'd Come Off Tour Like Inspector Clouseau On Acid. 'where's This Cornflake Come From? It Wasn't Here Before.