If You Don't Know What Sex Is

I Hyperventilate Opening A Box Of Chocolates. I'm The Most Nervous Guy In The World, A Frightened Little Man On Red Alert From When I Wake Until I Go To Sleep. I Was Born With Fear.

A Child Of Broken Mind, The Fear That I Hide Behind.

Do You Want Me Crucified For My Profanity?

I Remember One Night In Memphis, I'd Come Out Of A Blackout, And I Didn't Know Where I Was. I'm Feeling Through The Darkness - I Was Asleep In The Middle Of A Freeway. I Went Up To This Car In The Darkness, And It Was A Cop Car.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.