If You Don't Like The Weather In

Successful Colleges Will Start Laying Plans For A New Stadium; Unsuccessful Ones Will Start Hunting A New Coach

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

Don't Invite Me If You Don't Want Me.

We Owe More Money Than Any Nation In The World, And We Are Lowering Taxes. When Is The Time To Pay Off A Debt If It Is Not When You Are Doing Well? You Let A Politician Return Home From Washington And Announce, 'boys We Lowered Your Taxes. We Had To Borrow The Money To Do It, But We Did It.' Say, They Would Elect Him For Life.