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We Are All Pirates At Heart. There Is Not One Of Us Who Hasn't Had A Little Larceny In His Soul. And Which One Of Us Wouldn't Soar If God Had Thought There Was Merit In The Idea? So, When We See One Of Those Great Widespread Pirates Soaring Across The Grain Of Sea Winds We Thrill, And We Long, And, If We Are Honest, We Curse That We Must Be Men Every Day. Why Not One Day A Bird! There's An Idea, Now, One Day Out Of Seven A Pirate In The Sky. What Puny Power A Man Can Attain By Comparison. Compare A 747 With A Bird And Blush!

We Are The Ones Who Have High Blood Pressure, Ulcers, And Heart Attacks, Not Cats.

Dogs Are Not Our Whole Life, But They Make Our Lives Whole.

There Are Only Three Sins - Causing Pain, Causing Fear, And Causing Anguish. The Rest Is Window Dressing.

Being Patted Is What It Is All About.