If You Don't Think You're Funny, No

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

I Was Absorbing A Sorry Truth Of Show Business - Rejection Is The Norm And Acceptance The Oddity. I Was Learning To Cut The Tops Off My Highs And Stay With The Lows Where The Rejections And Letdowns Would Be Shallow.