If You Don't Want To Get Old,

Putting People In A Room And Strapping Wires To Their Wrist To Find Out If I Make Them Tingle When I'm Telling Them About Beirut Is A Long Way From Edward R. Murrow.

I Was Raised By And Have Raised People Who Regard Telling One Story When Two Would Do As A Sign Someone Is Not Really Trying.

Dreck Is Dreck And No Amount Of Fancy Polish Is Going To Make It Anything Else.

Some Of The Qualities That Go Into Making A Good Reporter - Aggressiveness, A Certain Sneakiness, A Secretive Nature, Nosiness, The Ability To Find Out That Which Someone Wants Hidden, The Inability To Take 'no' With Any Sort Of Grace, A Taste For Gossip, Rudeness, A Fair Disdain For What People Will Think Of You And An Occasional And Calculated Disregard For Rules - Are Also Qualities That Go Into Making A Very Antisocial Human Being.

A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.