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It Ticks Me No End When People Get Ticked Off At Those Of Us Who Comment Audibly And In Print On Events And Problems. That's What We're Paid For. Why Clutter Up Your Mind With A Bunch Of Facts That Might Inhibit The Solve-ability Of Us Who Must Express An Opinion? After All, All The World Cries Out For A Solution To Its Problems, And We Supply Them Right And Left. Come To Think Of It, It's We Who Should Be Giving Our Deplorers And Detractors The Blast; Because 99% Of The Time They Don't Do As We Say.

Are You Not Justified In Feeling Inferior, When You Seek To Cover It Up With Arrogance And Insolence?

Security Isn't Securities. It's Knowing That Someone Cares Whether You Are Or Cease To Be.

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Crime In The City Streets Is More Than A Political Issue. It's A Too Rampant Fact.... In Indianapolis They Have Come Up With A Most Sensible, Affordable Approach To The Problem. Policemen Are Assigned Their Police Patrol Cars For Personal Use After Hours. They Are Encouraged To Use The Police Car While Taking The Family Shopping, To The Movies, And Everywhere One Takes One's Family. As A Result, Says The Police Chief's Assistant, We May Have As Many As 400 Cars On The Street Instead Of 100 Or So Per Shift. [and] The Presence Of The Police Car Obviously Indicates The Proximity Of Policemen.