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I Am For Lifting Everyone Off The Social Bottom. In Fact, I Am For Doing Away With The Social Bottom Altogether.

Watergate Is The Great Liberal Illusion That You Can Have Public Virtue Without Private Morality.

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, Lessens The Friction Of Social Contacts. . . . It Is Only In Lies, Wholeheartedly And Bravely Told, That Human Nature Attains Through Words And Speech The Forebearance, The Nobility, The Romance, The Idealism, That-being What It Is-it Falls So Short Of In Fact And In Deed.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.