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There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The Word Workshop. Pray That England Doesn't Become A Nation Of Workshopkeepers.

People Who Can Write A Book Usually Do.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.