If You Feel Like A Weirdo, It's

I Sold My Soul To The Devil. I'd Like To Thank The Devil.

I'm Too Awkward To Date, I Think. I'm Kind Of All Or Nothing, You Know? Either Put A Baby Inside Of Me Or Leave Me Alone.

I Was Like The Only Diverse Kid In My High School, And I'm Half-puerto Rican. But Yeah, I Have A Huge Family And Tons Of Cousins In Puerto Rico. We Actually Hung Out With Them Last Summer, And It Was Awesome. But I Wish My Grandfather Had Taught My Dad Spanish When He Was Younger So He Could've Taught Me When I Was Younger, And Sometimes He Does, Too. It's A Shame.

I Definitely Can Relate To Being Down And Closed-off At Certain Times In My Life.

When I Was Doing Comedy In New York, Before I Was In Movies, I Was Never Known As The Deadpan Actress. I Was Just A Comedienne.