If You Feel The Urge To Write,

Being Poor Is Like Being A Child. Being Rich Is Like Being An Adult: You Get To Do Whatever You Want. Everyone Is Nice When They Have To Be; Rich People Are Nice When They Feel Like It.

I'm Like The Laziest Person Who Ever Lived. It's Amazing To Me I Even Sit Up.

Those Who Use The Word 'lifestyle' Are Rarely In Possession Of Either.

I Used To Love To Write. As A Child I Used To Write All The Time. I Loved To Write Up Until The Second I Got My First Professional Writing Job. It Turns Out It's Not That I Hate To Write. I Hate, Simply, To Work.

Spilling Your Guts Is Just Exactly As Charming As It Sounds.