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The First People Who Died Of Aids Were Artists. They Were The Most Interesting People.

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A Hobby Is, Of Course, An Abomination, As Are All Consuming Interests And Passions That Do Not Lead Directly To Large, Personal Gain.

Spilling Your Guts Is Just Exactly As Charming As It Sounds.

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