If You Fight You Might Lose, If

There Must Always Be Some Who Are Brighter And Some Who Are Stupider, The Latter Make Up For It By Being Better Workers.

Oh! Moon Of Alabama We Now Must Say Good-bye We've Lost Our Good Old Mama And Must Have Whiskey Oh, You Know Why!

For The Villainy Of The World Is Great, And A Man Has To Run His Legs Off To Keep Them From Being Stolen Out Fom Underneath Him.

Those Against Politics Are In Favor Of The Politics Inflicted Upon Them.

The Mill Wheel Turns, It Turns Forever, Though What Is Uppermost Remains Not So.