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I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing For Political Reasons.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. There Could Be Only A Quarter Or A Third As Many Congressmen Or Senators, And We Would Pick Better Ones Then. But It's The System That We Have Always Used, And There Is No Use Getting All Overcome With Perspiration Over It. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

A King Can Stand People's Fighting But He Can't Last Long If People Start Thinking.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

You Got To Do More Than Just Live In The Country To Be A Farmer.