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If You Tell People Your Ambitions, They Usually Laugh At You. When I Told My Girlfriends When I Was 12 That I Was Going To Hollywood, They All Laughed. And Here I Am!

Stopping At Her House Is A Neighbor Boy With Evil On His Mind, Cause He's Been Peeking In Angie's Room At Night Through Her Window Blind.

If You Had Told Me When I Was 18 That I Wouldn't Have Made It Until I Was 29, I Would Have Said, Forget It.

Women Today Have More Of An Overview Of Their Lives And How Marriage Is Or Is Not A Part Of It.

You're Not Going To Find A Man Whose Socks Don't Get Dirty Or Who Doesn't Snore.