If You Have A Problem With My

For Years The League Has Thought I've Been On Drugs. I Would Have Burned Out A Long Time Ago If That Was True.

If You're Going To Have Sex, Use A Condom.

Madonna Wasn't An Acrobat Or Anything, But The Sex Was Good. I Could Tell She Liked It.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

I'll Be The Judge Of My Own Manliness.