If You Have A Problem With My

The Only Time I'd Played Organized Basketball Was My Sophomore Year In High School, When I Barely Made The Junior Varsity Team.

Death Has Always Had A Prominent Place In My Mind. There Are Times When I Think Somebody Might Kill Me.

For Years The League Has Thought I've Been On Drugs. I Would Have Burned Out A Long Time Ago If That Was True.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

When I Hit Bottom, I Can Attack The Problem And Get To Where I Want To Be.