If You Have A Question About Anything,

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your Battle.

The Mother May Be Doing Ninety Percent Of The Disciplining, But The Father Still Must Have A Full-time Acceptance Of All The Children. He Never Must Say, "get These Kids Out Of Here; I'm Trying To Watch Tv." If He Ever Does Start Saying This, He Is Liable To See One Of His Kids On The Six O'clock News.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This Freckel That Just Grew And Grew.