If You Have A Question About Anything,

Well, I Really Don't Know What The Secret Of Success Is But I Can Tell You That The Secret Of Failure Is To Try To Please Everyone.

When You Graduate From College, They Tell You To Follow Your Dreams. Does Anyone Say You Have To Wake Up First?

In Your 50s, Time Becomes Precious And Must Not Be Wasted. Every Minute Is An Excellent Opportunity For A Good Nap. Happy 50th Birthday!

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.

When I Say, 'i Don't Care What White People Think,' I Mean That.