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Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

It's An Old Aboriginal Word Meaning 'let's Get Together And Have Fun'. They Gave Us The Word Because They Had No Further Need For It.

I Like People Who Are Slightly Unhygienic. A Little Grubbiness Isn't So Bad. Bo Chic It Should Be Called.