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If You Lie To A Person At Least Tell Someone Else You've Lied To The Truth. It Balances Out Your Karma.
-Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
If You Lie To A Person At Least Tell Someone Else You've Lied To The Truth. It Balances Out Your Karma.
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