If You Like Comedy, Go Home And

Figure Out What You Love To Do, Then Figure Out How To Get Paid To Do It.

I Think The Whole Thing Is Kind Of Sad, Honestly, In The Same Way That Our Civilization - Particularly The Consumers Of Pop Culture - Has Grown So Used To An Emasculated, Bare-chested Leading Man That Something Like Simply Growing A Mustache Can Impress People.

I Am A Saxophone Player.

Damn It All, You Have Been Given A Life On This Beautiful Planet! Get Off Your Ass And Do Something!

I Don't Put A Great Deal Of Stock In Art Trophies.