If You Look At The Bible Almost

I Think I Coulda Landed On A Dime. I Really Do.

I Can Say The Lord's Prayer In 10 Seconds.

I Really Think We Should Pass A Law In Every State, I Don't Care Whether It Takes The Independence Away From An Old Person Or Not. You Shouldn't Be Driving A Car If You're Over The Age Of 80. Maybe Even Less Than That.

I Guess I'm Like Any Other Concerned Father, Except That Nobody Else's Son Guns A Cycle Over 17 Pickups Without Holding On To The Handlebars.

You're Never A Failure Until You Fail To Get Up.