If You Look Good, You Feel Good!

Great. Just Great. One Glimpse Of His Body And I Have A Full-blown Crush. I Honestly Thought I Was A Bit Deeper Than That.

Just Because Of That One Disastrous Blind Date She Had Last Year, Where The Guy Turned Out To Be Fifty-nine, Not Thirty-nine (he Claimed It Was A Typo. Yeah, I’m Sure His Finger Just Happened To Slip Two Spaces To The Left).

But Sometimes You Have To Be Brave. Sometimes You Have To Show People What's Important In Life.

Rule Of Life. If You Bother To Ask Someone’s Advice, Then Bother To Listen To It.

I Can't Cook. I Don't Have The Right Brain For It, Somehow. I Can't Walk Into A Room And Tidy It Up. I Get Distracted. I Pick Up One Thing And I Start Looking At It. And My Cooking Is Truly Heinous.