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My Wife Gave Me A Book Before We Got Married, Oh, The Places You'll Go!, By Dr. Seuss. She Was Trying To Tell Me Something, About What I Was Capable Of, But I Didn't Get It. Over Time, I've Sort Of Lived The Message In That Book, And I Couldn't Have Without What Golf Taught Me. So I Put It In My Bag While I Played The Old Course, And On The Last Hole When I Posed On The Swilcan Bridge, I Held It Up.

Life Is Moments Going By, But If You Don't Grab Them, They're Gone. For A Long Time, The Only Moments That Were Available Were Bad Ones. So Now I Make Sure To Grab The Good Ones.

Everything We Play When We Are Growing Up, Is Team Related. In This Game (of Golf) You Can Find All The Answers Yourself. You Don't Need To Throw The Ball In The Air And Play Catch With Yourself. You Get A Bucket Of Balls And Go Out There With Your Clubs, And You Hit And Learn And You Get Better. And There's No Top.

We Are Now The Proud Owners Of A White Boy. Now We Have To Shop In The Caucasian Isle And Get Sunscreen, Mayonaise And Mild Salsa Because The Other Ones Really Hawt!

People Who Are Homeless, They're Not All Addicts. A Lot Of Times, They're Just People Who, Through Something Like Losing Their Job Or Losing Someone In Their Life, Ended Up On The Streets. So Much Of Our Time Is Spent In Cars That Sometimes You Need To Look Out Of Those Windows. And You See That A Dollar, 50 Cents, Whatever You Have, May Not Mean Much To You, But It Means Everything To People Who Are Hungry And Who Are In Need.