If You Only Ever Heard Lady Gaga,

I Didn't Have Any Qualifications When I Left School - I Had Three O-levels.

I Couldn't Think Of Anything Worse Than Being In An Unhappy Marriage. It Worries Me Because I've Seen It Destroy People.

If I Tape An 11-hour Day, Guess Which Parts End Up On Air. Not The Bits When I'm Pleasant, But The Parts When I'm Obnoxious.

It Simply Works. You Do It Twice A Year. Who Cares? And It Balances My Smoking And Drinking.

I Still Put Punctuation In My Texts. If It's An 'i', I Make Sure It's A Capital.