If You Pick Up A Ukulele, It

I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky Women. I Do Trash With Flash And Sleaze With Ease.

Music Is Probably The Only Place I Get Energy From. Music And Maybe Watching A Really Tremendous Performer, Watching A Terrific Performer Like Jagger Or Watching A Great Movie.

I Think The Essence Of Humor Has Not Changed. It's All About Surprise, Facilitating Follows. But The Context Of Humor Has Changed. Previously, The Jokes Were More Related To Current Issues, Political. Today People Make About Each Other Either Funny Or About People Like Kim Kardashian. It's Brutal. Everything Is So Much Vielschmutziger.

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

I Believe That Judy Garland's Artistry Was So Fine. I Mean, When People Say: 'oh, She Brought So Much Of Her Life To Her Music', I Don't Really Believe That. I Believe That She Didn't Have To. She Just Was A Moving Human Being. That Was Her Gift.