If You Play More Than Two Chords,

Some Men Rob You With A Six-gun -- Others Rob You With A Fountain Pen.

You Can't Write A Good Song About A Whorehouse Unless You've Been In One.

Life Has A Habit Of Not Staying Hitched. You Got To Ride It Like You Find It.

Love Is The Only Medicine I Believe In.

I Like To Write About Wherever I Happen To Be.