If You Quit Being Cunty, The Whole

Letting Your Freak Flag Fly Is Something, No Matter Who You Are, That Takes Great Bravery, Straight Up.

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.

People Say, Like, "i Love When You Smile Because Part Of Your Mouth Goes Up," Then I Never Organically Smile Again.

Sometimes I Am Screwing Around, And Sometimes I Get Way Too Serious, But I Am A Pretty Sincere Person.