If You're Billed As A Comedian, People

Having Been In A Relationship Since I Was 18, I'm Very Domestic, But I Don't Enjoy Cooking For Myself. I Don't Mind Cooking For Other People... But I Don't Like Cleaning Or Washing Dishes, Although I Don't Mind Doing Laundry.

Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman Seems Like Someone's Mother.

I Definitely Have Some Kind Of Mental Problem And I Haven't Pinpointed What It Is.

As Soon As You Tell Me To Do One Thing, I Do The Opposite. As Soon As Someone Tells Me Not To Get Any More Tattoos, I Have This Intense Fire Burning Inside Me To Cover Myself With Them. I Don't Care If It's Self-destructive. I Just Have That Need To Rebel.

I'm Smart And I Can Be Really Funny And Interesting And I Can Go Toe-to-toe With Anybody In A Conversation.