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All Women In Hollywood Are Known As Sex Symbols.

Some Girls Love To Go To The Airport And Have 50 Paparazzi On Them. I Go To The Airport And Have A Mental Breakdown.

You Have To Be Aware That Whenever You Leave Your House, You're Probably Going To Be Photographed By Someone Somewhere. Maybe Those Pictures Will Surface. Maybe They Won't. Maybe Those Videos Will Surface. Maybe They Won't. But You Have To Always Be Aware That It Could Be Happening.

People Who Don't Like Me Talk About It As Though I'm Trash Because I Have Tattoos. I Find That Insane Because It's 2008, Not The 1950s. Tattoos Aren't Limited To Sailors. It's A Form Of Art I Find Beautiful. I Love It.

When I Was 14, I Thought I Was The Coolest Kid In School Because I Told Everyone The Jokes In Fhm.