If You're Doing Nonsense It Has To

If You're Doing Nonsense It Has To Be Rather Awful, Because There'd Be No Point.

My Mission In Life Is To Make Everybody As Uneasy As Possible. I Think We Should All Be As Uneasy As Possible, Because That's What The World Is Like.

Not Everything In Life Can Be Interpreted Metaphorically; That's Because Things Fall Out On The Way.

Interviewer: What Is Your Greatest Regret? Gorey: That I Don't Have One

I Should Like A Parsley Sandwich. To The Best Of My Knowledge They Are Not In Season.